in arsène we trust — Me: I want to win this #COYG Arsenal: *Lets me...

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  • Me: I want to win this #COYG
  • Arsenal: *Lets me down by not scoring a penalty*
  • Me: Okay nothing to be scared of. we have 80 minutes ahead
  • Arsenal: *Scores*
  • Me: WE'RE fucking WINNING EPL THIS YEAR I SWEAR We'RE GOING TO KICK ASS AND WIN TREBLE.
  • Arsenal: *Concedes*
  • Me: Okay it's just one goal. we can come back stronger in second half. *calms down*
  • Arsenal: *Concedes in secodn half*
  • Me: Whoah okay we can score two and win. nothing to be scared about. We got this.
  • Arsenal: *Concedes again*
  • Me: Maybe we can score hat trick and then win. Everything can happen right?
  • Arsenal: *Concedes again*
  • Me: *sighs* I swear next year we're winning EPL. just wait
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